SA Presidential Debates were fantastic Monday night! All of the candidates did a great job of describing their platform, providing examples of how they would tackle tough issues, and talking about their experience. And, of course, telling us how they would face off with President Leebron in a cage match – important information.
A few memorable quotes: (paraphrased)
– How would you increase student involvement in athletics? Free Saint Arnold’s at every athletics game.
– Free puppies for everyone? OMG yes.
– What’s the problem we need to address with increased enrollment on campus? Put money into the AC system — these parties are becoming ridiculously hot, with sweaty bodies everywhere, more people, sticky freshmen…yuck…(shiver)…fix that darn AC.
– What would you do better than the current SA President? AWKWARD MOMENT. I’M SITTING IN THE FRONT ROW. THEY ARE STARING AT ME.
– Jonathan Stewart talking about his experience: I’ve worked with former President Patrick – he was a driven guy, always on the go and pushing for something; I’ve worked with former President Selim – he was pretty laid back, easy to talk to; I’ve worked with Georgia this year – and wow, she’s a PARTY ANIMAL!
And the crowd roars 🙂
Go VOTE!